irissa and ashen

Dining Hall -- Xavier Compound

Contents:

Ashen

Irissa

Obvious exits:

<MB> Main Building

Catrina comes in, yawning. There's a general sound of hub-bubbery as she opens the door to come in. She heads towards the bowls. Probably to get herself some cereal.

Ashen smiles to Irissa and nods, seeming to talk lightly to Irissa, yet not whispering... although he does happen to sound lower-toned and yet happy. "Ashen glad he teach you how to kiss... Ashen happy when you kiss him... feels better than when friend Rogue kiss Ashen..." He smiles to Irissa, then looks to Catrina, "Halo, Friend Catrina."

Irissa giggles and nods, "Me too." She seems to be a bright color of red at the moment as she stands there with Ash. She can't help but giggle, covering her lips for a moment as she notes Cat. She warbles brightly, still overwhelmed by the emotions that she felt a moment before. "Hi Cat!" She giggles, covering her lips since she knows that was too loud, but just couldn't help it.

Catrina looks over, catching the last bits of that. She face-palms, as she pulls down her bowl to fill with cereal. "Get a room, you two," she grins.

Ashen looks to Catrina, "But Ashen have room..." He says, trying to understand what she means.

Irissa looks puzzled a bit at the comment, "Umm..Cat? Me have room upstairs." She frowns gently, not understanding that at all. Cat knows she has a room.

Catrina gets her cereal, and comes over to sit at the same table, on the bench across from you two. "You guys DO know, like, about how babies are made?" (please say yes... please say yes... please say yes...)

Ashen smiles to Catrina, "Menelenna said... uhm... crocs find babies hatch and bring them to mamas." He says, grinning to Catrina for a moment, then sighs. "But Menelenna gone now." He whimpers.

Irissa blinks, looking quite puzzled. "Umm..me know people have, but me not know how." She tips her head to one side, "YOu know how people have baby? If do can tell? Me want know.. Me not learn that yet."

Catrina looks at Ashen like he's joking. "You're kidding, right? I mean, about the crocs?"

Ashen shakes his head to Catrina, "No... Menelenna say she find me in swamps, Crocydiles bring me to Menelenna."

Irissa blinks a bit, tipping her head to one side as she listen. "Animal croc make babies? But me no look like big lizard."

Catrina shakes her head. "No... no no no... that's not it, at all..."

Catrina regards the two of you, and tries to figure out how best to explain.

Ashen looks to Catrina, frowning. "Then Menelenna not tell truth to Ashen?" He whimpers.

Irissa frowns gently, patting Ash's arm gently. "Not true. Umm..Maybe she understand one way and Cat know another?" She looks back to Cat, biting her lip gently. "Umm..How make baby?"

Catrina shakes her head again. "It ain't that, honey... She was... tellin' you what you could understand best..."

You say "Hell, for all *I* know, a croc DID bring you to her..."

Ashen nods to Irissa, "Oh..." He nods to Catrina and then smiles at her second statement. "So, how make baby?"

Catrina takes a mouthful of cereal, fortifying herself before she launches into this. She's seated across from Ashen and Irissa.

You say "Okay. Here's the haps. Mommas and Daddies are build different from eachother... They got different parts..."

Irissa blinks and listens carefully. "Umm..Different parts?" She glances over to Ash, blinking several times. "Umm..He no look different than me. His voice deeper though.. "

Ashen nods to Catrina, grinning, "Ashen no have daddy."

Catrina gestures absently with her spoon as she tries to explain. "Well... look at me, f'rinstance." She sits up, and yup. She's got bumps on her chest. "This shows that I'm more'n likely female. I'm a girl..."

Ashen doesn't really seem to look at her chest. "What show?"

Irissa oh's softly, looking down at herself and seeing she has bumps too. "Umm..Me have bumpy things too." She looks down her shirt. "Yes..me have bumpy things."

Catrina blushes a little, as she continues. "You have a daddy, Ashen, because your momma had to, uhm... make love with somebody, in order to start you growin'... everybody has a daddy, even if they don't know who it is..."

Ashen blinks to Catrina. "Make love? Oh... Ashen love pizza... er... pizza not somebody. What mean make love?"

Catrina smiles apologetically to Ashen, "These." She pokes one of her own breasts, about halfway up... "I'm gettin' there. Shaddup, and let me explain."

Halfway from peak to neck, that is.

Irissa frowns a bit, "Me not know Mommy or Daddy." She listens to Ash's questions and nods. "Me not know either.." She bites her lip as she hears Cat again, "Me sorry..me no say no thing till done."

Ashen begins poking his chest to see if he has bumps.

Catrina eats another mouthful of cereal while she can.

Catrina tries it this way. "Hey, Ash. When you gotta pee, you do it standing up, right?"

Catrina looks to Irissa, "this is part'f the difference between boys'n girls."

Ashen blinks to Catrina, scratching his head. "Ashen can sit down too, but why P different from other letters?"

Catrina frowns, and tries it slightly different. "When you gotta urinate. Pass water. Piss."

Ashen blinks... apparently doesn't know these.

Irissa listesn carefully, loking over to Ash to see his answer to this one. She knows that she sits down. How would anyone do it standing up?? She looks puzzled for a moment before she blinks at Ash, "She mean go bathroom.." She giggles softly, shaking her head. "Umm...me sit down too."

Catrina looks to Ashen, reaching for it. "Number one?"

You say "When you go to the bathroom, and it ain't solid?"

Ashen OHs to Irissa! "Ashen stand up, yes..."

Irissa blinks in shock, looking over to Ash. "How do when stand up? Me would make mess on self if me do that.." She scowls, glancing at Cat again to hear her next words.

Catrina looks to Irissa, and nods, relieved THAT part is over with. "He can stand up to pee, because he's got a penis. That's the boy-part. You and me, we've got vaginas... That's why we have to sit down..."

Ashen blinks, confused. "Huh?"

You say "The boy-part is outside of the body, like your hand is outside of your wrist, okay?"

Irissa blinks at all the funny words. "UMm..Me not know pennies..or vaginia."

Catrina nods to Irissa, "Of course you don't. You're a girl - you don't have to know about penisses... But you DO have a vagina. That's the girl-part. It's inside, where nobody can see it."

Ashen nods to Catrina about the boy-part. "Ok..." He hears Catrina and blinks, "Me no know of that."

Irissa blinks, looking at her wrist and then her hand before she looks back over to Cat, "Then..how know is there? If noone see.." She bites her lower lip a bit and sighs.

Catrina shrugs to AShen. "Of course you don't. You're a boy - you got your penis... You can hold it and play with it and write your name in the snow if you wanted to, with it..." she grins wryly. "I know it's there, 'Rissa, 'cos a regular doctor told me 'bout it, and showed me how to take care of mine. What happens is, when a guy and a girl love eachother a lot, and they wanna be a daddy and a mommy, they get together, and they play with eachother's parts... and that's called making love. And usually, about 9 months later, they have a baby."